var quotes = new Array()

quotes[0] = "'Hitch your wagon to a star.' - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[1] = "'What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us.' - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[2] = "'The years teach much which the days never knew.' - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[3] = "'To be great is to be misunderstood' - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[4] = "'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.' - Unknown";
quotes[5] = "'Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.' - Unknown";
quotes[6] = "'He who laughs last, thinks slowest.' - Unknown";
quotes[7] = "'The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.' - Unknown";
quotes[8] = "'Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.' - Unknown";
quotes[9] = "'Just because a door closes doesn't mean its locked.' - Unknown";
quotes[10] = "'It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it!' - Unknown";
quotes[11] = "'I'm blonde, whats your excuse?' - Unknown";
quotes[12] = "''You see things as they are and ask, Why? I dream things as they never were and ask, Why not?' - George B. Shaw";
quotes[13] = "'I got a lot of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.' - George Carlin";
quotes[14] = "'Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.' - Jeff Pesis";
quotes[15] = "'The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.'";
quotes[16] = "'Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!' - Unknown";
quotes[17] = "'Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.'";
quotes[18] = "'Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye' - Unknown"


var ql=quotes.length

var num=Math.floor(Math.random()*ql)

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