Humor

Demented Classics

Charles Atlas Shrugged
Championship weightlifter Charles Atlas leads a revolt of the Men of Muscle, after discovering that people have been living off his abilities to open jars and move furniture around, while kicking sand in his face.

Peter Babbitt
Sinclair Lewis' devastating indictment of modern Capitalism and the rise of a conformist social-climber to the top of the cabbage patch.

The Quarterback of Notre Dame
Revel in the adventures of Chad Quasimodo, B.M.O.C., as he runs for class president, gets the hottest cheerleaders, scores the winning touchdown against Michigan State, and wins the Heisman Trophy.

A Clockwork Purple
Join everyone's favourite purple dinosaur as he indulges in a bit of old ultra-violence with his droogie Baby Bop. Watch them beat the crap out of the rival Teletubbies gang! Thrill to the sight of B*rney throwing up after listening to some of the Ludwig Von. Stoooooopendus!

Brave New World Wrestling Federation
It's Alpha versus Alpha in a steel-toed cage match for domination of the World Controller Council. Mustapha Mond tag teams with double-A-plus Helmholtz Watson against the Savage and Bernard Marx! But wait! Mr. McMahon slipped the Savage some soma and now he's dead to the world. Still, it's not over until Stone Cold Mustapha Mond says it's over!

Twelfth Night of the Living Dead
It's a comedy of errors as the dead are reanimated and try to crash a holiday party. The revellers attack the zombies with wit and sarcasm, but are eaten anyway.

The Importance of Being Ernest P. Worrel
Wackiness ensues as the "Hey, Vern" guy tries to figure out which one of his cousins he's going to marry when he pays a visit to his Uncle Cletus to help fix his still.

Anna and the King of Rock 'n Roll
Elvis learns some manners, like not wiping his face on his white jumpsuit while eating ribs, and Anna learns to loosen up a little, while they both learn to rumba in the Jungle Room.

Silent Springer
Industrial waste has altered the genes of wife-swapping transvestite hillbillies into a race of super hillbillies, spearheading a redneck juggernaut across America. Only Jerry Springer can lead the resistance, and drive the super-hillbillies back to their Ozark homeland.

Lord of the SuperFlies
Issac Hayes, Samuel L. Jackson, Rudy Ray Moore, Richard Roundtree, Curtis Mayfield, and Wesley Snipes are stranded on a desert island with no hope for rescue. Survival of the fittest determines who ends up as the baddest motherfucker on the island.


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